Jaguar XK 140 Zagato: The most terrified-looking car ever made.

"Jim Spanfeller" (awesomeaustinv) 02/27/2020 at 12:48 • Filed to: scaredy car

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I believe I have finally found it. The most utterly mortified-looking car ever made. It is the Jaguar XK 140 Zagato, and if that isn’t the look of pure terror on its face, I don’t know what is.

AAAAHG!! Trains!! Why did it have to be trains!?

Clearly, this car has seen things. Things it will never be able to erase from its mind.

When it’s April 2nd and the E-type says she’s still pregnant...

When your owner parks you next to your ex, the Alfa.

When the man in the beige suit whispers, “You smell different when you’re awake”.

When the lady says, “Your owner has a black suit, right? Well, he’s being towed”.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Jim Spanfeller 02/27/2020 at 12:56

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Konstipated Kharmann Ghia Monster...

Jim Spanfeller > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 02/27/2020 at 12:58

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Tfw someone calls you a Konstipated Kharmann Ghia Monster...

For Sweden > Jim Spanfeller 02/27/2020 at 13:03

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WilliamsSW > Jim Spanfeller 02/27/2020 at 13:16

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I immediately thought of this one, but maybe it’s more worried than terrified (the 59 and 61 Chevy looks worried too, maybe it was a Cold War theme?)

phenotyp > Jim Spanfeller 02/27/2020 at 13:17

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Nah, there’s way worse stuff out there. Not that this thing looks good.

Jim Spanfeller > phenotyp 02/27/2020 at 13:19

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And what would these cars be?

SHARPSPEED > Jim Spanfeller 02/27/2020 at 13:35

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In the same vein, the Edsel always looks like someones sticking the fuel pump...somewhere else. 

Jim Spanfeller > SHARPSPEED 02/27/2020 at 13:36

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Heh, you’re not wrong...

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jim Spanfeller 02/27/2020 at 13:37

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Jim Spanfeller > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/27/2020 at 13:40

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“ Here we see a Mini C ooper looking in the mirror and coming to the realization that it is no longer mini...”

phenotyp > Jim Spanfeller 02/27/2020 at 13:58

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phenotyp > phenotyp 02/27/2020 at 14:00

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In case that reply is empty (no idea what’s going on with Kinja these days, but what the hell)

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/sad-catfish-friday-458403125

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Jim Spanfeller 02/27/2020 at 15:09

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Lies, the Jag D-Type looks more surprised and scared than that!

Jim Spanfeller > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 02/28/2020 at 09:51

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Hmm... it looks to me more like it’s staring at something in awe/bewilderment. Or an axolotyl.